"Jesus says [to] love our enemies,” said Mullen, who holds a degree from United Theological Seminary in Dayton, Ohio. “So I was sitting in Starbucks and thought, maybe I’m the one person who needs to do something."
"When Christ performs the miracle of the loaves and fishes do we condemn him for depriving fishmongers of hypothetical income?"
"Scrappy white guy uses grit, determination, and his faith in God to win miraculously under pressure" is what most people here think of as a good summary of the New Testament."
9/11 affected Jesus and Santa, too, apparently. Touching.
via Reddit, naturally.