Game of Thrones for Dummies
Game of Thrones Valentines.
(Which I put on the MoJo Tumblr instead of on my personal Tumblr by mistake. Sorry. Here’s my review of “A Dance With Dragons,” the latest book in the series, to make it up to you. —Nick Baumann)
This is so awesome I almost don’t know what to do about it.
"Daenerys secures her power by taming her savage husband with sex, munching on raw animal hearts, and bringing new direction to a powerful nation nearly ready to invade Westeros. Similarly, the King’s wife Cersei Lannister basically goes around murdering and fucking everybody in sight - including her brother - to consolidate her family’s power and rob her husband of his throne."